February 2011
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Feb 1st
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Feb 1st
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Sherlock Holmes Has A Pet Universe (From Facebook...
Me: "Taking your universe out for a walk, today, Holmes?" Watson asked casually.
My friend: "Why yes my good Watson. Magnifique!" Holmes replied, unusually giddy.
Me: "What exactly do you feed your universe? I don't think they sell universe food in most stores." inquired Watson.
My friend: "Why Watson, you are correct indeed. I happen to feed my universe the souls of people in school. It's quite a diet I must say so myself." Marveled Holmes.
Me: "Extraordinary," gasped Watson. "You really do have all the answers.
My friend: "I try...I try. You'd be surprised." replied Holmes taking a puff of his pipe.
-puff-
Me:
-universe barks happily-
My friend:
-pats universe on the North Pole-
Me: "It's really rather adorable, you know," Watson observed. "I wonder if I could afford one?"
My friend: "Most dubiously! It takes some work, but once acquired, a Universe can be the most interesting pet...and a very handy one at that!" Holmes chuckled slightly.
Me: "Handy? How so?" wondered Watson.
My friend: "Ha-ha-ha!" chuckled Holmes as so. "My dear Watson, they are the most nifty creatures about. By having your own Universe you can almost guarantee dictatorship!"
Me: "A helpful guarantee indeed," Watson added.
My friend: "Indeed."
Me: Hehe. That story made me want a pet universe.
epic win
My friend: xDD
That deserves to go into the FB quote section
the whole thing cause it's amazing
without a doubt
yo
Me: Sir Arthur Conan Doyle just got served
My friend: OH SNAP
Me: What now?
Feb 1st
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I don't know where the sun beams end and the star...
Don’t mind me.  Just quoting some Flaming Lips.
Feb 1st
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January 2011
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“It is unclear whether you ARE in fact a potato, or simply - NOT a potato..”
– Facebook. Yeah.  I really can’t see the difference.
Jan 31st
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*Fangirl Squeal*
So I heard The Flaming Lips were coming to town… And I was like… Thank you.  That is all.
Jan 31st
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Jan 31st
got me movin ah ha ha ho!
vvader: slicin up eyeballs ah ha ha ho! girl you’re so groovy ah ha ha ho!
Jan 29th
Listenmappedbywhatsurroundedthem: Monkey Gone To...
Jan 29th
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I've barely eaten today, this is what I want to do
heyymarissa:
Jan 29th
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Jan 29th
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tumblrbot asked: WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE INANIMATE OBJECT?
Jan 29th